May 2006


Yes, once again it is the annual celebration of me cheating death. There was a time when people thought I was 14 or 15... now people look at me and think I'm 18 or 19! God, I'm really starting to fall apart! Time to call Dr. 90210!

24- I will try to embrace it like I embraced 23. I know I'll really be depressed next year when I'm 25 because then I'll be in my "mid 20s." When I'm 26 it'll be worse because I'll be in my "mid to late 20s..." and when I turn 30 I might as well drop dead.

But then again, you're talking to the girl who, when she was 11 years old, wrote in her autobiography (I had to do it for class- I'm not that egotistical) "Well, I feel content and now I'm ready to die." My mom thinks it's cute. I think it's problematic.

Anyway, thank you so much to the people who wrote me e-mails wishing me a happy birthday- and especially to those who sent me money! It was very nice to hear from so many people who appreciate the comic!



Back in L.A.

Two events coming up:

1) My 1000th comic next week.

2) My 24th birthday on the 25th.

I'm sad that I'm about to hit my mid 20s. I think I expressed similar sentiments last year.

What am I going to do to celebrate my birthday, you ask? Well I have no idea. I don't have much money, so going out is probably out of the question (unless you kind folks want to send me a donation *wink*-j/k... maybe). I know for sure that I'm recording an interview with a radio show from the University of Michigan- I'll be sure to let everyone know when that airs. Either way, I know this year's birthday will be better than last year's because I won't be studying for German.



Yay it's May already- please remember to vote as it is a new month.

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